Jury what? Televote who? This is the only Eurovision result that matters.
(Yes, I am shamelessly stealing this idea from Chris, and no, I don’t care.)
How dare you call Heidi a ho!
Well, it’s better than Ada-ing that walk, I suppose.
Honestly, when you have Caroline gifting you a line like “I still smell of ham” and you still think that “Bull Down” is the more title-worthy quote, I’m not sure there’s anything I can do to help you.
“I used my idol and I used it wrong, now my idol is gone.” Well, if the reality TV thing doesn’t work out, Spencer has a bright future in country music.
Guess the crème doesn’t always rise to the top.
We did it! With all the help from boys!
There are other people on that island besides Spencer and Tony, right?