Category Archives: eurovision song contest

Eurovision 2019: The Definitive(-ish) Ranking

Wow, the gulf between what the juries like and what the televoters like is just getting wider and wider, isn’t it?

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Eurovision 2019: The Definitive(-Ish) Ranking Of Non-Qualifiers

The year that the power of the thirst vote was tested like never before.

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Eurovision 2018: The Definitive-(ish) Ranking Of Non-Qualifiers

Well, at least none of them were convicted sex offenders this year (as far as I know).

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Eurovision 2016: The Definitive(-ish) Ranking

And then once we’ve got to the end of this, I’ll add in the phone vote and it will change everything.

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Eurovision: You Decide 2016 – The Shortlist

Britain goes to the polls to determine its future relationship with Europe. Again. Only this time with less Boris Johnson and more Mel Giedroyc, which can only be a good thing.

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Eurovision 2015: The Definitive(-ish) Ranking

Look, I put a lot of time and thought into putting all of those dirgey ballads into some sort of quality-based order, okay?

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