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We hardly knew ye.
And then once we’ve got to the end of this, I’ll add in the phone vote and it will change everything.
Oh yeah, I’m going the whole hog this year. Let’s do this.
Britain goes to the polls to determine its future relationship with Europe. Again. Only this time with less Boris Johnson and more Mel Giedroyc, which can only be a good thing.
Look, I put a lot of time and thought into putting all of those dirgey ballads into some sort of quality-based order, okay?
A list of genuinely ICONIC Eurovision performances that burned brightly but sadly too quickly.
Jury what? Televote who? This is the only Eurovision result that matters.
(Yes, I am shamelessly stealing this idea from Chris, and no, I don’t care.)