Much like the Conservative Party, I am slipping this out quietly while everyone else is distracted by a big shiny event and hoping that no one notices how embarrassingly out of date it is.
Our national nightmare comes to an end.
Boy oh boy oh boy. (And a couple of groups thrown in at the end for good measure.)
Rita Ora sits in judgement of a parade of young women, and yet we wonder where we’re going wrong as a society.
Or, if you’re Lauren, “Songs To Leave Me Languishing In Fourth Place And Going To The Papers Vowing To Never Go On A Reality Show Ever Again” week.
Two performances per act this week, everybody! *grins wanly*
They sang some love songs, and then they looked at the ratings.